Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 476 awards, 115 opinion pieces and 61 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

To further establish his bona fides as an Aspiring Standup Comedian, The Great Leader decided to comment on the job his so-called impeachment and criminal defense attorney Pat Cipollone did on his behalf during his first appearance in the senate. Towards that end, The Great Leader spewed forth the following laughable comments about Cipollone while attending an affair in Davos, Switzerland.

• “Pat is a brilliant guy, but I've never seen that emotion. And that's real emotion.”
• “That's because he knows this is a hoax.”
• “And I was very proud of the job he did.”

Cipollone’s “brilliancy” is equal to or just a tad higher than that of the following celebrated Brilliant Geniuses.

• Curly Howard of the Three Stooges
• Sarah Palin
• Paris Hilton (High School Dropout)
• Dog the Bounty Hunter (Never graduated from grade school, convicted of 1^st degree murder when he was 15)
• Snoop Dog (real name Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr.)

I’m confident that if someone had a real legal problem that needed to be addressed that they would neve consider hiring Mr. Cipollone even if he offered to work for free.

And finally, the “hoax” is on us since the taxpayers are footing the bill for Cipollone to spew forth his hyperbolic (BS) arguments and/or falsehoods to the Senators in the impeachment trial by paying him $183,000 a year or $3,500 a week.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
9. Bullshit Awards = 74
10. Chicken Little Awards = 4
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
14. Liar Awards = 121
15. Lunatic Awards = 27
16. Misc. Awards = 71
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 40
19. Narcissist Awards = 32
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49