Sean Hannity: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

In a never-ending effort to establish his bona fides as The Great Leader’s Primary Criminal Defense Attorney, Serial Ass-Kisser, Sean decided to show his undying support for The Great Leader’s assassination of Iranian Gen. Soleimani.

After lathering up his sorely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Sean fed the following red meat to his intellectually bereft followers in egging on The Great Leader to basically to embark on a war with Iran.

• “So, they want to respond, they try to respond, they try to retaliate.”
• “Well, what's the first thing I think I'd be looking at if I'm an American President?”
• “There are three main refineries inside of Iran.”
• “I have faith that if we targeted those three main refineries inside of Iran their economy would go belly up.”
• “And what would happen?”
• ‘Then the people of Iran, that have been protesting although there's not a lot of news reporting on it, then they might have a chance to overthrow the Mullahs that have been terrorizing even their own people.”

So here we have a total ignoramus advising his boss The Great Leader to bomb Iran’s refineries, an act that would cause oil prices to explode thereby punishing American consumers with gas approaching or exceeding $5.00 a gallon.

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