Rudy Giuliani: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Rudy. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-one (21) Awards in various categories, the subject of two (3) opinion pieces and of one (2) laments. Those awards, opinion pieces and laments are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent  appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network, Rudy decided to provide further proof that he’s a total Moron who doesn’t have a clue about the constitution and the rules for impeaching a president. Put simply, his knowledge of the law is analogous to The Great Leader’s familiarity with the meaning of a monogamous relationship.

After applying a heavy dose of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste to his derriere for self-protection, Rudy laughingly made the following asinine statements about impeachment.

• “If this impeachment is not declared illegal it would remove the constitutional limitation of crimes on the power to impeach.”
• “It would allow the House to impeach for policy differences or political leverage.”
• “The Supreme Court should step in and rule this impeachment unconstitutional, to prevent a precedent from forming which would allow the House to overstep its bounds and impeach for policy differences or political leverage.”
• “House Democrats have put our constitutional government in grave danger by attempting to rewrite the carefully calibrated separation of powers under our Constitution & usurping powers not granted to the House.”

Unfortunately, when Rudy attended the New York University (NYU) School of Law in 1968 it did not provide classes in constitutional law. Hopefully, NYU is now offering and/or making it mandatory that its students take classes in constitutional law before they are awarded a Juris Doctor (JD) degree.

Is there any wonder why large corporations refuse to hire someone as ignorant as Rudy is? This explains why his sole clients are either mobbed up or have past or present associations with mobsters and assorted crooks like his primary client The Great Leader.

And lastly, it is rumored that prior to making the asinine statements set forth above that Rudy sought the legal advice of The Great Leader’s primary criminal defense attorney Sean Hannity.

1. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner Best Comedy Series: Sean Hannity – Academy Award Winners – Art No. 27
2. 2017 Oscar: Misogynist Award: Art. 14: Academy Awards
3. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
4. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
5. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 1
6. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
7. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
8. Moron Award Winner = 3
9. Misogynist Award Winner = 1
10. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1
11. Screwball Award Winner = 2
12. Sequel of “The Last King of Scotland” to star Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Art. 84 Misc. Awards
13. Trump’s Chief Criminal defense attorney Bill Barr agrees to $550 per hour fee: Art. 24 Dawg Laments
14. Trump’s replacements for Mueller’s team of 13 angry Democrats: Article 36: Dawg Laments
15. Changing draft laws to avoid future wars: Art. 24: Dawg Opinions
16. 2017 Donald “Trumporleone” Trump Olympics: Art. 67 Dawg Opinions
17. What caused Rudy Giuliani to marry his cousin? – Art.188 – Dawg Opinions