Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Today’s “Idiotic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sarah. In the past, she has been the recipient of eighteen (18) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After lathering up her severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick and genuflecting in honor of The Great Leader, Sarah decided to do what she does best and that is lie for her boss. In this instance, Sarah decided to also prove that she’s also a Bumbling Buffoon in commenting on the House’s resolution to limit The Great Leader’s was powers. Towards that end, Sarah appeared on Fox & Friends’ Comedy Show and made the following statements.

• “I can't think of anything dumber than allowing Congress to” authorize war.”
• “The last thing I want to do is see them take power away from President Trump and put it into their own hands.”

Apparently, when Sarah attended Little Rock Central High School and then Ouachita Baptist University in Arkadelphia, Arkansas, neither offered any history classes in government, history or the U.S. Constitution.

As proof that Sarah is an idiot is the following statement contained in Article 1, Section 8, Clause 11 of the U.S. Constitution.

“The Congress shall have Power to Declare War.”

It is painfully clear that Sarah’s intellectual acumen doesn’t allow her to understand and/or appreciate sentences in the Constitution that contain eight or less words.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
2. Bigot Award = 1
3. Liar Award Winner = 5
4. Miscellaneous Awards = 2
5. Moron Award = 1
6. Tina Fey Award Winner = 5