Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Deranged Standup Comic” Award Winner

In a lame effort at levity (means “amusement” Jethro), The Great Leader decided to once again attack the veracity of his impeachment.

In this instance, The Great Leader appeared for an interview by the Three Stooges on Fox & Friends Comedy Show. The Great Leader then made the following hyperbolic (BS) and laughable statements about an upcoming impeachment trial, all of which were intended as additional red meat for his intellectually infirm followers.

• “I want a trial.”
• “There’s nothing there.”
• “There should never be an impeachment, that phone call was totally appropriate.”
• “If they do put it up, they’re crazy.”
• “Adam Schiff (House Intelligence Committee Chairman) is a nut job.”

Only a Mental and Intellectual Dwarf who is totally deranged and most importantly an Aspiring Standup Comic would assert that his extortionist call to the president of Ukraine was “totally appropriate” (perfect). This is analogous (means comparable Jethro) to claiming that John Gotti phone call to his underlings to put a hit on Paul “Big Paul” Castellano former Godfather of the Gambino crime family was “a perfect and totally appropriate call.”

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
14. Liar Awards = 120
15. Lunatic Awards = 27
16. Misc. Awards = 62
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 39
19. Narcissist Awards = 31
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49