New Mexico’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.4%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Nevada legal system, there are 5,581 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Arizona Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against twenty (20) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

• 6 = number of reprimands
• 13 = number of suspensions
• 1 = number of disbarments

This laughable finding by the New Mexico Supreme Court means that Ohio has a 99.4% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

This would mean that if all 5,581 attorneys attended an event at the Kiva Auditorium in Albuquerque with a seating capacity of 2,300 it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 20 unethical attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.