Montana’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.5%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Montana legal system, there are 3,179 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Montana Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against fourteen (14) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

• 2 = number of censures
• 5 = number of suspensions
• 2 = number of disbarments
• 5 = number of admonitions

This laughable finding by the Supreme Court means that Montana has a 99.5% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

This would mean that if all 3,179 attorneys attended a concert at the KettleHouse Amphitheater in Missoula Talking Stick Resort Arena with a seating capacity of 4,250, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 14 unethical attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.