► Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner is U.S. Rep. John Sullivan of Tulsa Print E-mail
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Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner is U.S. Rep. John Sullivan of Tulsa

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U.S. Rep. John Sullivan of Tulsa
Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
Rep. John Sullivan is apparently quite upset that the U.S. Senate hasn’t passed Rep. Paul Ryan’s so-called budget proposal.
At a town hall meeting on Feb 23, 2012 in the Tulsa area, Rep. Sullivan spoke of his support for the Paul Ryan budget by saying, “I supported the Paul Ryan budget and sent it over to the Senate. Now I live with some Senators, I yell at them all the time, I grabbed one of them the other day [assault?] and shook him and I’d love to get them to vote for it – boy I’d love that.”
Screwball Johnny went on to say, “You know but other than me going over there with a gun and holding it to their head and maybe killing a couple of them, I don’t think they’re going to listen unless they get beat.”
Johnny didn’t disclose the names of the Senators he’d kill; however, an unreliable source indicated that Johnny had the initials of Senators Sherrod Brown (D-OH), Charles Schumer (D-NY), Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) and Bernie Sanders (I-VT) engraved on shells for his 45 magnum.
Whacking these commie-pinko liberals would give control of the Senate to the Republicans thereby allowing for Paul Ryan’s budget to pass.
Lord have mercy Delmas, Obama would just veto it. Goshes and Gollies you’re right Delmas. I guess we’d just have to hope that ol Screwy John is able to remedy the problem if ya know what I mean.
Congrats Johnny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most unaccomplished Screwballs; you are far too humble.

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