Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Deranged Liar” Award Winner

In an ongoing effort to cement his historical status as America’s Premier Deranged Liar, The Great Leader decided to go on the attack against polls indicating that a majority or near majority of folks support his impeachment and removal from office.

In a lame attempt at auditioning as a Standup Comedian, The Great Leader made the following statements during a recent (ca. November 2019) interview by CNN’s Jeremy Diamond on the south lawn of the White House

• “Well, you’re reading the wrong polls. You’re reading the wrong polls.”
• “I have the real polls. I have the real polls” Trump claimed.
• “The CNN polls are fake.”
• “The FOX polls have always been lousy, I tell them they ought to get themselves a new pollster, but the real polls, and you look at the polls that came out this morning, people don’t want anything to do with impeachment.”
• “It’s a phony scam. It’s a hoax.”
• “And the whistleblower should be revealed because the whistleblower gave false information.”

As usual, The Great Leader failed to disclose the name or names of the “Real Polls” that he falsely claims that prove “people don’t want anything to do with impeachment.” Of course, he doesn’t provide the names of any of these “people.”

An unreliable and anonymous source indicated that The Great Leader was overheard stating that he was relying on the Polls taken at the Strip Club where Stormy Daniels was appearing as proof that nobody gives a damn about impeaching him.

And lastly, when he is finally impeached for attempting to extort personal political concessions from Ukraine’s president, how will his reliable Sycophants, Bootlickers and Ass-Kissers respond? The defenses will be numerous and will provide late night show comedians with enough fodder to make fools of every Senator and member of the House that bent over to take one for The Great Leader.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
14. Liar Awards = 120
15. Lunatic Awards = 27
16. Misc. Awards = 62
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 39
19. Narcissist Awards = 31
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49