Fox’s Pete Hegseth: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Pete is another loser that has decided to sell his soul in servicing The Great Leader. As an avowed Trump Ass-Kisser, Pete was able to land a job as a contributor of falsehoods and miscellaneous Bullshit with the Fox News Comedy Network.

After applying a thick coat of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for the ultimate protection, Pete engaged in the following back and forth with fellow comrade and comedian Ed Henry in attacking the ongoing impeachment inquiry.

PETE:

“Everything is framed the way they want to frame it.”

“So, this guy's a whistleblower — which I think is garbage. Not a whistleblower, he's a leaker.”

“And I think we should be able to learn his name. Some people are speculating they already do know it.”

EDDY:

“Well, and the president, I think his broader point is he wants due process.”

“And whether you get the identity or not, he wants to be able to face his accuser.”

Pete proves that he’s an Unmitigated Moron by falsely claiming that the whistleblower is a “leaker” and that his 7-page complaint is “garbage.” Further evidence of Pete’s ignorance is his demand that we [Fox News Comedy Network] should be able to learn the whistleblower’s name. Obviously, Pete the Moron is not concerned with breaking the law in outing the whistleblower.

Hopefully, one or more of The Great Leader’s Sycophants and/Designated Bootlickers has taken the necessary action to reimburse Pete for the costs he incurred in purchasing a jar of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste.