Rep. Devin Nunes: Today’s “Moronic Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Devin. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments. Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Devin is the Number One Trump-Ass-Kisser and Sycophant in the United States Congress since The Great Leader assumed the throne. Remaining Number One poses some obvious risks to Devin since he must compete daily with the likes of Representatives Jim “Gymmy Jordan”, Mark Meadows, Matt “The Madhatter” Goetz, and Louie Gohmert.

Devin has spent so much time on his knees genuflecting to The Great Leader that it is likely that he’ll require dual knee-replacement surgery when he is voted out of office. I would suggest that he seek the surgery from Dr. Jerome R. Dunklin of Fresno who is acclaimed to be a very fine orthopedic surgeon.

During a recent (ca. September 2019) hearing of the House Intelligence Committee regarding the whistle blower complaint that The Great Leader asked the Ukrainian president to investigate Joe Biden, Devin decided to give his usual performance in attacking Democrats for having the audacity to investigate The Don’s ongoing misconduct.

Recently (ca. November 2019), Devin the Dumbo went about sending a hyperbolic (BS) and comedic letter to Rep. Adam Schiff, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. In his laughable letter and after applying a thick coat of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for the ultimate protection, Devin spewed for the following BS in his letter to Rep. Schiff, a letter that he provided to his comrades at the Fox News Comedy Network.

• "On November 6th, you announced the beginning of public hearings associated with the Democratic Party's partisan impeachment inquiry into President Donald J. Trump."
• "Based on the precedent and lack of jurisdiction, the House Intelligence Committee should not take the lead in conducting such hearings; however, by now the American people know your desire to see the duly-elected president removed from office outweighs your sense of responsibility to running a functioning intelligence oversight committee.”
• "Prior to the start of your public show trial next week, at least one additional closed-door deposition must take place."
• "Specifically, I request that you [Schiff] sit for a closed-door deposition before the House Intelligence, Foreign Affairs and Oversight Committees."

Hey Devin, what about demanding that Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan and Mark “The Weasel” Meadows be required to give testimony in an open forum regarding their repeated trips to the Whitehouse to report on the closed-door testimony of former and current government employees regarding The Great Leader’s shakedown of Ukrainian president Zelensky?

Ass-Kisser Award = 6

Misc. Award = 1

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1

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