Fox’s Geraldo Rivera: Today’s “Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Geraldo. In the past, he has been the recipient of six (6) awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Geraldo is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on that he couldn’t make an honest living practicing law. Therefore, he decided to become a right-wing lying pundit like his loser lawyer comrades Ann Coulter, Neal Boortz, Laura Ingraham, Hugh Hewitt, Mark Levin and Michael Medved.

During a recent (ca. late October 2019) appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Geraldo, and only after applying a heavy dose of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste to his derriere for self-protection, Geraldo decided it was necessary to further his loyalty standing with The Great Leader by making the following asinine comments to Hannity and his intellectually deprived followers.

• “You are the difference between Donald J. Trump and Richard Nixon”
• “If it wasn’t your show, Sean, they would destroy him absolutely”

Soon, Geraldo is going to require double knee replacement surgery as a result of the inordinate amount of time he has spent genuflecting in honor of Hannity and The Great Leader. He’ll also need to make an appointment to be seen by a proctologist.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

MoronAward Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1

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