Fox’s Laura Ingraham: Today’s “Nauseating Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, she has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.

FYI: Laura is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of Virginia Law School. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

During a recent (ca. October 2019) episode of The Ingraham Angle Comedy Show, Laura decided to further cement her status as one of Fox’s most renowned and disrespected Buffoons, Aspiring Standup Comedians and Trump Sycophants. In this instance, Laura decided to speak about the impeachment inquiry and made the following hyperbolic (BS) statements as additional red meat to be digested by her low I.Q. followers.

• “I want to get back to what I stated in the -- in that mini Angle at the top. I really believe in reading this, Ambassador Taylor -- I don't know him. I mean, he's a career diplomat, he was with the Bush administration, but they despise his -- the president's style, his distrust for the global elite, and they are the global elite.”
• “But isn't -- I mean, I hate to say it so, just, crassly, but it seems like it's the revenge of the globalists here.”
• “They -- they're so angry that he has been successful on so many levels, and his success reflects badly on them.”

Laura continues to provide irrefutable evidence that she’s a total Moron and dyed-in-the-wool Trump Sycophant. To suggest that The Great Leader has “been successful on so many levels and that his success reflects badly on them” (State Department impeachment witnesses) is a gross mischaracterization of what is and has been going on since January 20, 2017.

Apparently, Laura is of the opinion that The Great Leader’s conduct in the matters set forth below are evidence of his many levels of success.

Lying that he ever had sex with and/or paid hush money to Stormy Daniels

Has lied over 13,000 times since ascending to the throne

Attempting to extort concessions from the Ukrainian president to help him in the 2020 election

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
2. Bigot Award Winner = 7
3. Moron Award Winner = 3
4. Screwball Award Winner = 1
5. Tina Fey Comic Award Winner = 1
6. Folks will opt to wear “Depends” rather than share bathroom with Transgender people: Art. 198 Bullshit Awards
7. Who will President Romney nominate to the Supreme Court? – Art.  294 Dawg Opinions