Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX): Today’s “Nauseating Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Johnny has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-two (32) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Austin area was about to offer Johnny a good paying job.

FYI: Johnny is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from St. Mary’s University School of Law in 1977. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

Additionally, St. Mary’s University was ranked as the 146^th best law school in the country out of 177 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in 1977.

During a recent (ca. October 2019) rant, Johnny decided to further prove his undying allegiance and devotion to The Great Leader by commenting on the ongoing impeachment inquiry by laughingly going after the Obama administration.

After applying a thick coat of Boudreax’s Butt Paste for that ultimate in protection, Johnny spewed forth the following asinine tweets.

• “What if, just what if, the Obama administration, including the leadership of the Justice Department and FBI unlawfully coordinated with the DNC and the Clinton campaign to "go after" an opposing presidential campaign?”
• “No problemo?”

Johnny’s ridiculous tweet is akin to Johnny and fellow comrade and Trump Sycophant Sen. Lindsey Graham engaging in the following conversation.

JOHNNY:

“What if the Moon is really made from cheese?

LINDSEY:

“What kind of cheese is it Johnny?

JOHNNY:

“It’d have to be American cheese, right Lindsey?”

LINDSEY:

“Of course, Johnny. It damn sure wouldn’t be Limburger cheese!”

It appears Johnny may well require double knee replacement surgery in the not-to-distant future given the amount of time he’s spent on his knees genuflecting on honor of The Great Leader.

1. Arrogance Award Winner = 1
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
4. Moron Award Winners = 1
5. Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner = 1
6. Are Texas Legislators Altruistic Gift Givers or Obnoxious Spendthrifts?: Art. 1 Public Official Misfits – Texas
7. Sen. John Cornyn (TX): Omnipotent Arrogance: Art. 20 Public Official Misfits – Texas
8. US Sen. John Cornyn – Texas’ No. 1 Individual Santa Claus Award Winner: Public Official Misfits – Texas
9. U.S. Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk of Dallas, TX; bigoted misogynist: Federal Misfits