Kentucky’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.8%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Kentucky legal system, there are 13,509 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Kentucky Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against five (5) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

• 4 = number of reprimands
• 7 = number of suspensions

This laughable finding by the Kentucky Supreme Court means that Kentucky has a 99.8% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

This would mean that if all 4,236 attorneys attended a Western Kentucky University basketball game at the E.A. Diddle Arena om Bowling Green, Kentucky, with a seating capacity of 13,508, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the11 unethical and/or incompetent attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.