Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

In a lame attempt to further establish his bona fides as an Aspiring Standup Comedian, The Great Leader decided to go on the attack against the Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee Adam Schiff in regards to the whistleblower’s 9-page complaint and the 5-page transcript of him putting the arm on Ukrainian President Zelensky to investigate Joe Biden and his son Hunter.

Towards that end, The Great Leader sent out the following tweets all of which were designed as additional red meat for his low I.Q. followers.

• “Rep. Adam Schiff fraudulently read to Congress, with millions of people watching, a version of my conversation with the President of Ukraine that doesn’t exist.”
• “He was supposedly reading the exact transcribed version of the call, but he completely changed the words to make it sound horrible, and me sound guilty.”
• “HE WAS DESPERATE AND HE GOT CAUGHT.”
• “Adam Schiff therefore lied to Congress and attempted to defraud the American Public. He has been doing this for two years.”
• “I am calling for him to immediately resign from Congress based on this fraud!”

The Great Leader’s lame attempt at levity is truly absurd. For him to call for anyone to resign based on alleged fraud when he’s the King of Fraud is laughable at best.

Moreover, Schiff didn’t lie about what The Great Leader said when he spoke with Zelensky, he merely editorialized by equating his actions with that of a Mafia boss. In truth, equating Trump’s conduct with that of a Mafia boss could be construed as defamation by Mafia bosses.

And lastly, if anyone should resign it would be The Great Leader. Sadly, he won’t do so if he believes an armed insurrection by his low I.Q. followers will precipitate a Civil War that would keep him in office.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 60
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 297 thru 303
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 334 thru 349
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 442
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 72 thru 80
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 114 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 350 thru 374
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 52 thru 100
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 42
18. Moron Awards: Art. 261 thru 297
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 33
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 219 thru 263