Mike Pence: Today’s “Sad Sack Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mikey. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. September 2019) event in Indianapolis, and only after lathering up his lips with a heavy dose of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Mikey displayed his utter contempt for the truth regarding impeachable offenses and the recent whistleblower complaint while attaching his chapped lips to The Great Leader’s substantial derriere. Towards that end, Mikey said:

• “Truth is while we’re watching our nation’s capital, even today, we see many Democrats who spent the last two and a half years on baseless accusations.”
• “And keep trying to overturn the will of the American people in the last presidential election.”
• “I’m here to make you a promise — whatever the Democrats and the allies want to spend their time on, President Donald Trump and I are gonna stay focused on the issues that matter most to you…”

In Mikey’s Lying and Demented World, the Mueller report that set forth (10) instances of criminal obstruction of justice engaged in by The Great Leader, and him being named as Individual One in the criminal conviction of Michael Cohen for violation of campaign finance laws are “baseless accusations.”

I’m confident that Mikey is hoping that The Great Leader will be impeached and/or forced to resign so that he will become president. What Mikey fails to appreciate is that the whistleblower’s complaint could well cause his impeachment or forced resignation. In any event, if Mikey were the GOP’s presidential candidate in 2020, I’m sure he’ll lose just as bad as The Great Leader would have lost.

Ass-Kisser Awards = 3

Bigot Award Winner =1

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 1