Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Whiner-in-Chief” Award Winner
In an op-ed piece, New York Times opinion columnist Thomas Friedman rightfully called The Great Leader a “racist” and “woman-abusing jerk.”
In response to Mr. Friedman’s comments, and after donning an Industrial Strength Adult Diaper, The Great Leader said the following about a call he had with Friedman.
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"Thomas 'the Chin' Friedman, a weak and pathetic sort of guy, writes columns for The New York Times in between rounds of his favorite game, golf.”
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"Two weeks ago, while speaking to a friend on his cell phone, I unfortunately ended up speaking to Friedman."
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"Really Nasty to me in his average I.Q. Columns, kissed my ass on the call. Phony!”
The Great Leader’s defamatory naming of Friedman as “the Chin” apparently comes from his prior relationship with Vincent “The Chin” Gigante, Mafia boss of the Genovese crime family from 1981 to 2005.
Mr. Friedman’s accomplishments make The Great Leader look like a candidate that lost in his bid to be a member of “Three Stooges.” Those accomplishments are as follows.
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1982 Pulitzer Prize for International Reporting
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1984 Pulitzer Prize for International Reporting
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1989 U.S. National Book Award for nonfiction
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2002 Pulitzer Prize for Commentary re: worldwide impact of the terrorist threat
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2004 Overseas Press Club award for lifetime achievement
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2004 Order of the British Empire by Queen Elizabeth
Now let’s compare The Great Leader’s accomplishments against those of Friedman.
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Lied over 12,000 times since January 2017
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Screwed a Porn Star while married
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Admitted to grabbing women by the pussy
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Defrauded thousands of folks via his sham Trump University
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Engaged in an 11-month sexual affair with Playboy model Karen McDougal that began 3 months after son Barron’s birth
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Sexually assaulted at least 15 to 20 women
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Credibly accused of raping E. Jean Carroll at Bergdorf Goodman NY store in late 1995
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Bragged about walking in announced into dressing room of teenage Miss Teen America contestants
It is painfully clear that The Great Leader is in fact nothing more than the de facto Godfather of an organized crime family that includes and/or previously included the following members:
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Michael Cohen – former family consigliore and fixer
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Don Jr. – current Fredo Corleone wannabee
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Ivanka Trump – current family consigliore
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Eric Trump – current Underboss
Several former U.S. Attorneys have opined that once out of office that The Great Leader may well be criminally charged with running a criminal organization under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization Act (RICO). Of course, his family members would also likely be charged as conspirators. The crimes would include bank fraud, money laundering, insurance fraud, tax evasion and other felonies.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
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Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
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Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
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Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 60
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Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 297 thru 303
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Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 334 thru 349
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Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 442
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Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
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Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
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Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 72 thru 80
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IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
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Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 114 Liar Awards
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Lunatic Awards: Art. 350 thru 374
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Misc. Awards: Art. 52 thru 100
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Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 42
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Moron Awards: Art. 261 thru 297
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Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 33
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Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
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Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 219 thru 263
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