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Sean Hannity: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixty-three (63) Awards in various categories, the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces and one (1) lament. Those awards, opinion pieces and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (ca. August 2019) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show hosted by the Fox News Comedy Network, Sean spewed forth several screwy and laughable suggestions to protect innocent victims from being slaughtered by an AK-47. Sean’s comedy routine comes shortly after the slaughter of 22 Mexicans and/or Mexican Americans in El Paso by a homegrown terrorist, and the killing of 8 folks in Dayton, Ohio. Towards that end, Sean tossed out the following comedic and loony comments to be digested as red meat for his low I.Q. followers.

  • “Secure the perimeter of those schools.”
  • “Equip them with retired police and military, they should be on every floor of every school.”
  • “Retired police and military could volunteer for 15 hours a week in exchange for paying no federal or state income taxes.”

Sean continued with his laughable BS by saying:

  • “We can do that with stores. We can do that in malls.
  • “We can do that pretty much anywhere the public is.”
  • “Courthouses, we can expand that out everywhere and keep Americans safe.” 
  • Sean’s asinine and comedic suggestions fly in the face of the following undisputed facts.
  • 135,000 = number of private/public schools
  • 270,000 = number of volunteers with schools averaging two floors
  • 116,000 = number of shopping malls
  • 464,000 = number of volunteers to man minimum of four entries per mall
  • 18,000 = estimated number of federal/state/county courthouses
  • 36,000 = number of volunteers to main two entries per courthouse
  • 647,000 = number of restaurants throughout
  • 153,237 = number of convenience stores
  • 38,570 = number of supermarkets
  • 838,807 = number of volunteers need to man restaurants, supermarkets and convenience stores
  • 1,608,807 = total number of volunteers needed to accomplish Sean’s asinine suggestion

 

As usual, Sean the Moron is talking out of his substantial ass. Of course, his screwy and laughable suggestions will receive cheerful acceptance by his de facto boss, The Great Leader.

  1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 9
  2. Bullshit Award = 2
  3. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 5
  4. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
  5. Liar Award Winner = 6
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  7. Moron Award Winner = 3
  8. Screwball Award Winner = 3
  9. Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
  10. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 4
  11. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
  12. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kissing Hypocrite” Award Winner: Art. 146 Ass-Kisser Awards
  13. Rev. Sean Hannity:  Today’s “Sen. Lindsay Graham” Ass-Kisser Award Winner: Art. 147 Ass-Kisser Awards
  14. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Serial Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 148 Ass-Kisser Awards
  15. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Roger Stone Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 150 Ass-Kisser Awards
  16. White House Senior Advisor Sean Hannity: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 151 Ass-Kisser Awards
  17. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 152 Ass-Kisser Awards
  18. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Idiotic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 153 Ass-Kisser Awards
  19. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Paul Manafort Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 154 Ass-Kisser Awards
  20. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 158 Ass-Kisser Awards
  21. Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 159 Ass-Kisser Awards
  22. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 162 Ass-Kisser Awards
  23. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 163 Ass-Kisser Awards
  24. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 164 Ass-Kisser Awards
  25. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 165 Ass-Kisser Awards
  26. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 166 Ass-Kisser Awards
  27. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 167 Ass-Kisser Awards
  28. Obama’s campaign database proves there’s a Shadow Government: Art. 170 Ass-Kisser Awards
  29. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 172 Bullshit Awards
  30. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 174 Bullshit Awards
  31. Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 175 Bullshit Awards
  32. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 176 Bullshit Awards
  33. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 178 Bullshit Awards
  34. Whiny Crybaby Award Winner: Art. 27 Misc. Awards
  35. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Idiotic Hypocrite” Award Winner: Art. 30 Misc. Awards
  36. White House Chief of Staff Sean Hannity: Today’s “Moronic Loser” Award Winner: Art. 124 Moron Awards
  37. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner: Art. 125 Moron Awards
  38. Sean Hannity lobbies Pope Francis to grant Trump sainthood status: Art. 2 Laments
  39. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.190 – Dawg Opinions
  40. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.191 – Dawg Opinions
  41. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.192 – Dawg Opinions
  42. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.193 – Dawg Opinions
  43. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.194– Dawg Opinions
  44. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.195 – Dawg Opinions
  45. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.196 – Dawg Opinions

 

 

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