Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

In an effort to assure that he’ll be able to find gainful employment after he’s booted out of office by the voters in 2020, and after he is successfully prosecuted in Manhattan pursuant to the RICO (Racketeering Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act), The Great Leader continues his ongoing audition as an Aspiring Standup Comedian.

In this instance, The Great Leader decided to throw out a couple of one-liners in his fake support of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. After Mitch refused to allow the Senate to vote on legislation aimed at assuring election security, he was rightfully dubbed as “Moscow Mitch.”

Since Mitch has spent a great deal of his time on his knees kissing The Great Leader’s Substantial Derriere and acting as his Chief Senate Sycophant, The Great Leader thought it wise to come to Moscow Mitch’s Defense. Towards that end, The Great Leader made the following laughable comments regarding the Washington Post calling Mitch a “Russian asset.”

• "I think The Washington Post is a Russian asset by comparison.”
• "Mitch McConnell loves our country.”
• “He's done a great job."
• "If they actually said that [admitting he never read the Post article], that Mitch McConnell is an asset of Russia, they ought to be ashamed of themselves, and they ought to apologize."

Not satisfied with making the above nonsensical comments, The Great Leader forged ahead by saying:

“The majority leader is a man that knows less about Russia and Russian influence than even Donald Trump, and I know nothing."

One thing that is true is that Moscow Mitch has purposefully made himself totally ignorant about Russian influence in the 2016 election and its ongoing operations aimed at the 2020 election.

Sadly, The Great Leader is total embarrassment in his lame imitation of Sergeant Schultz of Hogan’s Heroes who famously said, “I know nothing.” In Schultz’s situation he was paid to play a comic role; however, in the case of The Great Leader he’s just a Moronic Loser.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 52
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 287 thru 293
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 333 thru 348
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 442
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 72 thru 80
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 112 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 349 thru 373
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 51 thru 99
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 42
18. Moron Awards: Art. 260 thru 296
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 33
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 218 thru 262