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Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his Obama birth certificate Posse
Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona (Phoenix) has become somewhat infamous for his so-called handling of undocumented immigrants.
Arpaio has also let it be known that he has total disdain for President Obama. In an effort to prove that Obama was not really a citizen and therefore unqualified to be President, Joey formed a posse to investigate the matter.
That investigation was aimed at proving (a) whether Hawaii was really a state when Obama was born in 1961, (b) if Obama’s birth certificate is a fake, and (c) whether Obama is really a Muslim.
After a lengthy, in-depth investigation, Joey held a news conference to announce the results he received from Larry, which are:
There was probable cause to believe Arpaio is nuts, I’m sorry I mean Obama’s long-form birth certificate is a computer-generated forgery
Obama’s selective service card (aka, draft card) was most likely a forgery
“We don’t know who the perpetrators are of these documents,” Joey said, although he said he doesn’t think the president forged his own birth certificate while in the maternity ward at the Kapi'olani Medical Center for Women and Children in Honolulu, HI.
To be fair to Sheriff Arpaio and his investigators, they did determine that Obama’s Mickey Mouse Club Membership I.D. was authentic.
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