Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Kellyanne Conway” Ass-Kisser Award Winner

After lathering up his sorely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, The Great Leader went about acting as Kellyanne’s de fact criminal defense attorney. The Great Leader’s defense came about after the White House Ethics Chief ruled that Kellyanne should be fire for engaging in serial violations of the Hatch Act, which forbids government employees from engaging in political activity while on the job.

Towards that end, The Great Leader appeared for an interview on the Fox & Friends Comedy Show. The Great Leader then engaged in the following back and forth with one of his Dedicated Sycophants and Fellow Liar, Steve Doocy.

GREAT LEADER:

“It really sounds to me like a free speech thing, it doesn’t sound fair.”

STEVIE:

“Mr. President, you’re not going to fire her?”

GREAT LEADER:

“No, I’m not going to fire her.”

“I think she’s a terrific person, she’s a tremendous spokesperson, she’s been loyal, she’s been — she’s just a great person, I would certainly not think — based on what I saw yesterday, how could you do that?”

 “They have tried to take away her speech, and I think you’re entitled to free speech in this country.”

If The Great Leader was really interested in speaking the truth about Kellyanne, which he clearly isn’t, he would have said.

• “I think she’s a terrific liar.”
• “I would certainly no fire her lying because that’s what I hired her to do.”
• “I believe that anyone that works for me is constitutionally entitled to break any laws or rules that I personally find hamper or could hamper my ability to enrich myself and/or protect me from any future criminal prosecutions.”

When Kellyanne is fired, quits or is left without a job after The Great Leader is no longer in the White House, she surely will qualify for a job as a legal analyst for the Fox News Comedy Network. In fact, she’d likely get her own 1-hour comedy show.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 49
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 280 thru 285
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 346
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 70 thru 78
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 54
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 108 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 349 thru 372
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 47 thru 88
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 43
18. Moron Awards: Art. 256 thru 291
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 32
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 217 thru 258