Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

During a recent (ca. June 2019) interview with Piers Morgan on “Good Morning Britain,” The Great Leader and Five-time Draft Dodger was asked about his lack of military services and his preparation to attend a ceremony commemorating the 75^th Anniversary of D-Day.

In response, the Chicken Little Loser, Serial Draft Dodger and Mama’s Boy made the following laughable comments.

• “I was never a fan of the Vietnam War.”
• “I would not have minded at all to serve his country. I would’ve been honored.”
• “But I think I make up for it [draft dodging] right now... and I think I’m making up for it rapidly because we’re rebuilding our military at a level that it’s never seen before."

Stating he would’ve been honored to serve during the Vietnam War doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh tests. The Great Leader followed in the steps of his draft dodging grandfather Friedrich who was banished by royal decree from Germany after he failed to honor his mandatory service requirement.

Even more disgusting is The Great Leader’s statement that he is making up for his Draft Dodging ways by allegedly rebuilding our military. This is akin to him visiting Arlington Cemetery and saying:

“I’m making up for not serving my country during Vietnam because I’ve authorized a 25% increase in the funds to b

e made available to care for the lawns and shrubs at the military cemetery.

It is undisputed that nobody in The Great Leader’s family has ever served his country and that includes his Daddy Frederick and his two loser sons Donnie Jr. and Eric, all certified Chicken Littles.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 74 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 75 thru 85 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 86 thru 91 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 92 thru 106
5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 322 thru 337 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 48
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 274 thru 279
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 346
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 70 thru 78
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 54
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 108 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 349 thru 372
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 46 thru 87
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 39 thru 41
18. Moron Awards: Art. 256 thru 291
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 32
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 280 thru 291
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 217 thru 258