Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kissing Hypocrite” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards, which are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by visiting the listed category.

Jimmy is another loser lawyer that learned early on just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led Jimmy to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1) in the country, politics.

Jimmy has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-two years (1987-2019). In fact, Jimmy never earned a living practicing law after graduating from Capitol University Law School, which is understandable since Capitol is ranked 177^th out of 200 schools ranked by Law School Review.

Gymmy was a full-throated supporter of Bill Clinton’s impeachment. Gymmy’s standard for impeachment is set forth in his statement on the House floor several months before he cast his vote to impeach Clinton, which is as follows.

• “Here is the standard for removing someone from office.”
• “Gross negligence, breach of public trust, dereliction of duty.”

Gymmy also pushed to impeach former Attorney General Eric Holder in 2013, EPA head Gina McCarthy in 2015, and introduced articles of impeachment against former deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein in 2018.

Gymmy and his gang of comrades sought to impeach then IRS chief Koskinen who they allege unfairly scrutinized the tax-exempt application of right-wing political activist groups. In this instance, Gymmy, et al. accused Koskinen of high crimes and misdemeanors for allegedly obstructing their investigation. Gymmy’s gang of misfits claimed Koskinen misled them in 2014 when he promised to turn over all IRS official’s emails. Subsequently, it was established that some emails were accidentally deleted.

However, when it comes to The Great Leader, Gymmy can’t find any reason for impeachment. This means that he finds the following conduct by The Great Leader to be quite acceptable.

• Lying over 10,000 times to the public since January 20, 2017
• Being named as unindicted coconspirator in felonious violation of campaign laws by paying off Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal to keep his sexual trysts with them from becoming public before the 2016 election
• Irrefutable evidence in Mueller report that he’s guilty of at least 10 obstruction of justice crimes, all felonies
• Letter signed by over 1,000 former federal prosecutors that if The Great Leader wasn’t president, he would be facing multiple felony charges for obstruction of justice
• Obstructing congressional oversight and subpoenas (Nixon article of impeachment)

How long do you think Gymmy and his fellow comrades would have waited to begin impeachment proceedings against Obama if he lied 10,000 times or was the subject of 1,000 prosecutors stating unequivocally that he was guilty of multiple felonies?

It is patently clear that when The Great Leader is soundly defeated at the polls in 2020 or impeached prior thereto, 

that Gymmy will require double knee replacement surgery for the inordinate amount of time he’s spent kissing The Great Leader’s substantial ass and/or his pinky ring. And if he’s unable to have his insurer pay for the surgery, then he can demand that the Trump administration reimburse him for future purchases of Industrial Strength Preparation H.

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