VP Mike Pence: Today’s “Fawning Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mikey. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After lathering up his lips with a heavy dose of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Mikey displayed his utter contempt for the truth consistency regarding impeachable offenses while attaching his chapped lips to The Great Leader’s substantial ass.

During a recent (ca. June 2019) interview with Fox Standup Comedian Maria Bartiromo on the Fox News Comedy Network, Mikey made the following asinine statements for consumption by Fox’s intellectually infirm followers.

• “I wouldn't know why there would be impeachment proceedings.”
• "The special counsel confirmed that there was no collusion between our campaign and the Russians, and the Department of Justice has confirmed that there was no collusion, no obstruction, the matter is entirely over."

Anyone with an I.Q. that’s just a tad higher than the legal speed limit for Semi-trucks in downtown Atlanta and doesn’t limit his/her news viewing to Fox is aware that the Mueller report set out at least ten (1) specific irrefutable facts proving that The Great Leader is guilty of obstruction of justice.

Additionally, former Trump consigliere and fixer Michael Cohen is serving time for his conviction of felony campaign finance violations relating to payoffs to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal to keep them silent about sexual affairs they had with The Great Leader. The indictment of Cohen specifically names The Great Leader as an unindicted co-conspirator of said felonious conduct.

Apparently, Mikey doesn’t believe that the Articles of Impeachment that were set forth against Nixon, Clinton and/or Johnson are relevant in judging the conduct of The Great Leader. Some of those impeachment articles are as follows:

NIXON:

1. Interfering or endeavoring to interfere with the conduct of investigations by the Department of Justice of the United States, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the office of Watergate Special Prosecution Force, and Congressional Committees.
2. Making or causing to be made false or misleading public statements for the purpose of deceiving the people of the United States into believing that a thorough and complete investigation [Mueller report] had been conducted with respect to allegations of misconduct on the part of personnel of the executive branch of the United States.
3. Failed to take care that the laws were faithfully executed by failing to act when he knew or had reason to know that his close subordinates endeavored to impede and frustrate lawful inquiries by duly constituted executive, judicial and legislative entities’
4. Violated his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed, by failing without lawful cause or excuse to produce papers and things as directed by duly authorized subpoenas issued by the Committee on the Judiciary of the House of Representatives.

As to No. 2 above, the Washington Post has reported that as of early 2019, The Great Leader has lied to the public over 10,000 times. This makes Nixon look like a bumbling amateur.

So, according to Mikey, The Great Leader must be held to a much “lower standard of conduct” then Richard Nixon who was despite his protestations to the contrary “a crook.”

And lastly, I’m convinced that Mikey is pulling for The Great Leader to be impeached or to resign so that he would become president and replace him on the 2020 presidential ballot.

1. Bigot Award Winner =1
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
3. Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
4. Liar Award Winner = 1
5. MoronAward Winner = 1
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