► Judge Richard Albritton, Jr. of Florida; pervert, misogynist |
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Judge Richard Albritton, Jr. of Florida; pervert, misogynist
Judge Richard Albritton, Jr. of Panama City (aka, Big Dick), not to be confused with “Big Dick” Cheney) is one big-time scumbag (my apologies to scumbags) as you’ll see below.
In May 2005, the Florida Judicial Commission (a well-known enabler and apologist for judicial misfits) charged Judge Richard Albritton, Jr. with 36 ethical violations, some of which are as follows:
When a staff attorney advised Judge Richard Albritton, Jr. that his order that a defendant attend church was unconstitutional, Big Dick said, “I know that’s unenforceable, but the defendant doesn’t know it.” Now ain’t that just special?
Judge Richard Albritton, Jr. made the following extortionist demand of Ms. Simpson by telling her, “You’ve heard they’re giving me a party. We need people to donate money and you need to give $100 to Jerry Glass,” an investigator for the Public Defender’s office. The next day she wrote a check to Glass.
Judge Richard Albritton, Jr. and the enablers and apologists on the Florida Judicial Commission entered into an agreement wherein Dick received a public reprimand, a thirty-day suspension from office, and a $5000 fine, which seven of the nine justices agreed was acceptable. Doesn’t that just make ya feel confident that justice is really being dispensed in Florida rather than “dispensed with?”
The members of Florida’s so-called Judicial Qualifications Commission, an impotent group of enablers if there ever was one could care less about the quality of justice being dispensed in Florida. Obviously, their sole concern is to protect judicial misfits like Judge Richard Albritton, Jr. The same is true of the seven Supreme Court Justices who agreed that Big Dick was well-qualified to sit on the bench in Panama City.
As is the case when dealing with Judicial Misfits, the Florida Judicial Qualifications Commission punished Judge Richard Albritton, Jr. by giving him a complimentary reprimand. On behalf of Judge Richard Albritton’s victims, this Dawg hereby wishes to express his sincerest gratitude for the extreme punishment Y’all dispensed to the Dishonorable Judge Richard Albritton, Jr.
Believe it or not folks, this celebrated “dirt-bag” continues to sit on the bench in Panama City. Is that like cool or what?
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