Donald “Trumporleone” considers posthumous Pardons
Recent (ca. May 2019) reports by Reuters and the New York Times states that The Great Leader is preparing to pardon several U.S. military members accused of or convicted of war crimes, including one slated to stand trial on charges of shooting unarmed civilians while in Iraq. What they don’t report is another yet unreleased list of folks that The Great Leader is considering granting pardons too.
Sources within the White House have indicated that the list being considered by The Great Leader is limited to American Patriots who have performed heroic (above and beyond) acts in the past. These sources have stated that the short list is as follows.
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James Alex Fields – convicted of murder when he drove his car into a crowd and killing a 32-year-old woman during a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia
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Brenton Harrison – Christchurch, New Zealand mosque attack killing 51, injuring 49
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Dylann Storm Roof – Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina killing 9 including the pastor
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Robert Lewis Dear – Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs, Colorado killing three people
It was also reported that The Great Leader intends to provide posthumous pardons to the following American Patriots, all of whom were treated unfairly by the justice system or were the victims of the Fake News as he claims was the case of Paul Manafort.
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Herbert John Burgman, wrongfully convicted of treason in 1949 during WWII for spreading Nazi propaganda
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Mildred Gillars, also known as "Axis Sally", unjustly convicted of treason on March 8, 1949
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Martin James Monti, United States Army Air Forces pilot, unfairly convicted of treason for defecting to the Waffen SS in 1944
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John Brown, wrongly convicted of treason against the Commonwealth of Virginia in 1859 and executed for attempting to organize armed resistance to slavery
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William Joyce, alias 'Lord Haw-Haw', improperly convicted for broadcasting Nazi propaganda to the United Kingdom during World War II and hanged on January 3, 1946
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Ulrich Wilhelm Graf Schwerin von Schwanenfeld, wrongfully accused by Germany’s deep state as a key conspirator in failed assassination attempt on Hitler's life
The White House ceremonies to hand out these well-deserved pardons are temporarily set to take place sometime in July 2019, with several scheduled for the 4th of July.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 74 Dawg Opinions
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Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 75 thru 85 Dawg Opinions
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Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 86 thru 91 Dawg Opinions
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Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 92 thru 106
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Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 322 thru 337 Dawg Opinions
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Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 48
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Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 274 thru 279
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Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 346
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Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
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Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
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Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
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Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 70 thru 78
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IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 54
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Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 108 Liar Awards
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Lunatic Awards: Art. 349 thru 372
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Misogynist Award: Art. 39 thru 41
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Moron Awards: Art. 256 thru 291
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Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 32
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Screwball Awards: Art. 280 thru 291
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Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 217 thru 258
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