► Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA): Today’s “Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA): Today’s “Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Chuckie. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifteen (15)
Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
It should be noted that Chuckie has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the last fifty-eight years (1959 to 2018). If it wasn’t for a government check, Chuck would likely have been relegated to working as a meat cutter at the Iowa Premium LLC meat packing plant located in Tama, Iowa.
In an arrogant display of greed, Chuckie recently (ca. late Sept 2018) for his annual farm subsidy. On this occasions, Chuckie is applying for share of the booty regarding The Great Leader’s Farm Bailout funds.
After the redacted Mueller report was released by Trump Ass-Kisser Attorney General Bill Barr (BB), Sen. Grassley decided to prove his loyalty and undying allegiance to The Great Leader.
After greasing up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick and attaching a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads Chuckie decided to once play the part of a criminal defense attorney for The Great Leader. In this instance, Lindsay decided to kiss The Great Leader’s substantial ass by fawning over him in a disgusting display of Autocrat Worship.
In defending The Great Leader on charges of obstruction of justice in his dealing with a variety of Whitehouse Sycophants and Toadies, Chuckie said:
Chuckie’s comments are further evidence that he’s not only a disgusting Trump Ass-Kisser but that he’s a Certified Moron (my sincerest apologies to Morons) in asserting that any conversation about committing a crime between The Great Leader and one of his flunkies is none of America’s business.
That’s acceptable conduct for a Mafia Godfather when he’s dealing with his consigliore or one of his Capos, but it sure in hell isn’t kosher for an American president to so act.
Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1 Bullshit Award Winner = 3 Dumbo Award Winner = 2 Humanitarian Award Winner = 1 MoronAward Winner = 1 2018 Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Oscar Top Ten Public Official Misfits for 2011: Art. 23 Top 10 Award Winners 2015 “Dumbo” Award Winner: U.S. Sen. Chuck Grassley (IA): Art. 7 Top 10 Award Winners Sen. Chuck Grassley (IA): Today’s “Greedy Loser” Award Winner: Art. 7 Avarice Awards Is Sen. Grassley losing support for attacking Obamacare? – Public Official Misfits – Iowa US District judges nominated/approved by Sen. Grassley: Public Official Misfits – Iowa US District judges nominated/approved by Sen. Grassley: Public Official Misfits – Iowa
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