► Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Degenerate Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Degenerate Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient
of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.
After greasing up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick and attaching a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads Lindsay decided to once again play the part of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s lead criminal defense attorney. In this instance, Lindsay decided to kiss The Great Leader’s ass by fawning over him in a disgusting display of Devil Worship.
During a recent (ca. May 2019) appearance on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” Lindsay the Ass-Kisser said:
“I don’t care what happened between him and Don McGahn.”
This Certified A-hole and Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee states that he doesn’t give a damn if The Great Leader committed multiple crimes by ordering McGahn to lie about the firing of Special Counsel Mueller.
Of course, this was about an alleged order that Hillary Clinton gave to one of her underlings that could be construed as criminal in nature, Lindsay would be calling for the appointment of a Special Prosecutor and for her immediate arrest and jailing. He would then have the chutzpah to argue that there was nothing political about his abuse of his position as chairman of the Judiciary Committee.
And lastly, it appears that Lindsay is auditioning for an appointment by The Great Leader to become the next Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court. The only way this happens is if The Great Leader is reelected in 2020 and Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg retires at age 87 or 88.
Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4 Bullshit Award Winner = 5 Dumbo Award Winner = 1 IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1 MoronAward Winner = 1 Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1 Sen. Lindsay Graham: Today’s “Serial Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 131 Ass-Kisser Awards Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Slobbering Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 132 Ass-Kisser Awards Sen. Lindsay Graham: Today’s “Potty Mouth Chicken Little” Award Winner: Art. 9 Chicken Little Awards Sen. Graham tells Trump: “Testifying will make your Presidency a Circus”: Art. 86 Rodney Dangerfield Award
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