Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

To retain his reign as America’s Premier Liar, Bigot, Homophobe, and Lunatic, The Great Leader decided to go after Robert Mueller again regarding the redacted release of his 480-page report. It should be remembered that when his lead criminal defense attorney Bill Barr issued his 4-page summary of Mueller’s report, The Great Leader announced he had been totally “exonerated,” which wasn’t true. It certainly appeared upon Barr’s release, that he experienced an organism.

During a recent (ca. late April 2019) appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, The Great Leader tossed out the following red meat for consumption by his and Hannity’s intellectually infirm followers.

• “This was a coup.”
• “Bigger than Watergate, because it means so much.”
• “This wasn’t stealing information from an office in the Watergate apartments.”
• “This was an attempted coup. Like a third world country and inconceivable.”

It’s obvious that neither The Great Leader nor his Chief of Staff Hannity are cognizant of what the term “coup” means. It is defined as follows:

“A sudden, violent, and illegal seizure of power from a government.” (source: English/Oxford dictionary)

Since Mueller’s investigation took nearly two years that means it wasn’t a “sudden” attempt to overthrow the government. And because his findings were in writing, there was nothing “violent” in its publication. Therefore, it is undisputed that both The Great Leader and Hannity are Ignorant A-holes that spout off about things they are totally ignorant of.

Hopefully, The Great Leader has personally taken steps and/or ordered one of his Sycophants to reimburse Hannity for the costs he has incurred for repeated purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 84 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 85 thru 90 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 91 thru 105
5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 321 thru 336 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 47
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 270 thru 274
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 345
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 69 thru 76
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 50
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 108 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 348 thru 371
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 45 thru 80
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 39 thru 40
18. Moron Awards: Art. 253 thru 281
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 31
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 280 thru 291
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 217 thru 257