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Mitt Romney: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner  Congratulations to….
Mitt Romney
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner
In an effort to forever cement his status as one of America’s most uninspiring standup comedians, Mitt the Comic recently said that he was “severely conservative.”
I don’t know what in the hell a “severely conservative” person is in relationship to one who isn’t severely conservative, do any of y’all know? It’d be like Mary Jane saying “I’m severely pregnant” verses “I’m pregnant.” Either ya are or ya ain’t, right Delmas?
The last time I can recall anyone using the word “severely” to describe something, it was after Jeremy dined at Denny’s and said, “I’m severely constipated.”
At a minimum ya gotta give Mitt the Comic credit for at least attempting to come up with a good one-liner, right?
Congrats Mitt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most unaccomplished Standup Comedians; you are far too humble.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
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