Donald “Trumporleone” Trump cheated at Golf and Tiddylwinks

A recent book by Rick Reilly titled “Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump” details how The Great Leader has

 and continues to cheat while playing golf. In his book, Reilly states in part:

• “He cheats at the highest level. He cheats when people are watching, and he cheats when they aren’t.”
• “He cheats whether you like it or not.”
• “He cheats because that’s how he plays golf … if you’re playing golf with him, he’s going to cheat.”

The Great Leader laughingly lies in declaring that his handicap is 2.8, which is patently false since Jack Nicklaus’ handicap is 3.4.

FYI: Tiddlywinks is a game where players have different colored plastic discs (winks) that they attempt to propel into a pot. The smaller discs come in yellow, red, green and blue and each player is given 6. The players use a larger disc called a Squidger to press down on the edge of colored winks to propel it into the pot located in the center of the playing field.

Regarding The Great Leader’s cheating at Tiddlywinks, several anonymous and unreliable sources reported that fellow students at the Kew-Forest School in Queens stated that The Great Leader cheated all the time from kindergarten through the seventh grade. They all said that his cheating went something like this.

• When it was his turn, he’d distract his opponent and then place his wink into the cup
• When it was his opponent’s turn and just as he/she pressed down on the edge of the wink and it went flying towards the cup, he’d immediately scream something to divert their attention and he would then place the wink several inches away from the cup

Cheating at Tiddlywinks from 1952 (age 6) through 1959 (age 13) was both a valuable learning experience and down payment in propelling The Great Leader forward to excel at cheating at Golf, cheating his workers, and the fraud he perpetrated on students of his so-called Trump University.

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