Sen. Lindsay Graham: Today’s “Serial Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

After greasing up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick and attaching a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads Lindsay decided to once again play the part of criminal defense attorney for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance, Lindsay decided to kiss The Great Leader’s ass by fawning over him in a disgusting display of worshiping a Certified Despot.

During a recent (ca. March 2019) with CNN’s Kate Bolduan, Lindsay made the following soppy statements about his new Beau while genuflecting in his honor.

• “President Trump has been good to me in the sense that he’s allowed me in his world.”
• “He’s made decisions, I think, based on some input I’ve given him.”
• “He’s subject to changing his mind and I want him to be successful and I’m the senator of South Carolina and I’m going to do what the people of South Carolina want me to do is help make this president successful.”

Bragging that The Great Leader has “allowed me in his world” takes being a Certified Trump Sycophant to new and as yet unseen levels.

Is it possible that being allowed into The Great Leader’s World could possibly lead to Lindsay being introduced to Stormy Daniels so he could bang her just like his newfound Boss did.

The incessant Ass-Kissing by Lindsay will surely lead to him being the recipient of double-knee replacement surgery in the not to distant future.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
5. MoronAward Winner = 1
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
7. Sen. Graham tells Trump: “Testifying will make your Presidency a Circus”: Art. 86 Rodney Dangerfield Award
8. Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Slobbering Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 128 Ass-Kisser Awards
9. Sen. Lindsay Graham : Today’s “Potty Mouth Chicken Little” Award Winner: Art. 9 Chicken Little Awards