Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) : Today’s “Hypocritical Dufus” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of six (6) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Jimmy is another loser lawyer that learned early on just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led Jimmy to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1) in the country, politics.

It should be noted that Jimmy has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-one years (1987-2018). In fact, Jimmy never earned a living practicing law after graduating from Capitol University Law School, which is understandable since Capitol is ranked 177^th out of 200 schools ranked by Law School Review.After lathering up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Jimmy decided to once again perform as an unpaid criminal defense attorney for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance, Jimmy decided to go after The Great Leader’s former consigliore and fixer, Michael Cohen.

Towards that end, Jimmy made the following laughable statements in February 2019. 

• “I am disappointed and disheartened that Chairman Cummings’s first major hearing will feature Michael Cohen as phase one of the Democrats’ coordinated campaign to remove the President from office.”
• “Giving a platform to Mr. Cohen is beneath the dignity of the Congress and I am saddened that Democrats have sunk so low as to promote an admitted liar just to satisfy Tom Steyer and the political forces on the left who will settle for nothing less than impeachment.”
• “This charade is an affront to our Committee’s constitutional obligations.”

Jimmy’s inability to appreciate that he’s a hypocritical Dufus is proven when he said:

“The Democrats’ motivations for bringing in Michael Cohen, an admitted liar, is to give him a platform to avenge his grudge with the President and further feed his insatiable desire for celebrity.”

Jimmy is the Celebrated Loser that continues to falsely claim that Hillary is personally responsible for American deaths during the Benghazi attacks. In fact, the Dufus continues to lie about the Benghazi incident while also demanding even more sham investigations about the matter. This despite numerous committee investigations conducted by Republicans that found absolutely nothing to blame Hillary for except that she was a Democrat.

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