Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Matty. In the past, he has been the recipient of six (6) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. October 2018) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network, hosted by comedian Neil Cavuto, Matty decided to prove his undying allegiance and loyalty to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance and only after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Matty made the following laughable statements in defending The Great Leader regarding a New York Times story stating The Don and his family engaged in outright tax fraud schemes.

• NY Times story and journalism “black eye on America”
• “I think this is turning into nothing but a smear campaign by people who have not gotten over the fact that Hillary Clinton did not win.”
• “They are determined to destroy not only this president, but everybody associated with him by whatever means they can do it, and I think it’s a shame, it’s a black eye on America and on public discourse in general.”

Of course as is the case with all Trump Sycophants, Toadies and Ass-Kissers, Matty doesn’t tell us the names of the persons (they)

 that out to destroy The Great Leader. You can’t blame The Great Leader’s sycophantic followers from acting just like he does by claiming some unknown person (him/her) or persons (they or them) engaged in some kind of underhanded or criminal conduct aimed to harming him.  

I certainly hope that The Great Leader and/or one of his Designated Toadies has taken the proper steps to reimburse Matty for the costs he incurred in purchasing one or more tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick.