VP Mike Pence: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mikey. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Mikey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was going to be to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from Indiana University Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.  

In an ongoing effort to please Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and to remain in good graces with The Great Leader’s low I.Q. supporters (mostly old white guys), Mikey decided to falsely accuse China working to oust Trump as president.

During a recent speech before a group of Trump Toadies at the Hudson Institute, Mikey spewed forth the following hyperbolic (BS) falsehoods regarding the ongoing Trump inspired trade war with China.

• "To put it bluntly, President Trump’s leadership is working; China wants a different American president."

In truth, China doesn’t stand alone. In fact, the only country that is working to keep The Great Leader as president of the U.S. of A. is Russia and Trump’s best friend Vladimir “Vladdy’s my Daddy” Putin.

Mikey continued on with his sham rant by falsely stating:

• "China is targeting U.S. state and local governments and officials to exploit any divisions between federal and local levels on policy."
• "China is meddling in America’s democracy."

The real truth is that it is Russia and The Great Leader’s beau Vladdy that have and continue to meddle in American democracy by stealing emails and posting false stories about Democrats and praising Republicans.

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2. Liar Award Winner = 1
3. MoronAward Winner = 1
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