Donald Trump: Today’s “Jeanine Pirro Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Fox’s Jeanine Pirro is a washed-up former attorney who decided to go into political punditry after discovering how difficult it would be to earn a decent living engaged in

At one time, Jenny actually believed that she was in running to be appointed U.S. Attorney General if The Great Leader fired Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions. Additionally, there were rumors that Jenny had the chutzpah to think that she might receive a nod for a nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Despite not receiving any nominations or appointments from The Great Leader, Jenny continues to act as a compliant shill and loyal soldier. For so acting, The Great Leader recently (ca. late July 2018) invited her to the Whitehouse for a meeting to discuss her new book “Liars, Leakers and Liberals: The Case Against the Anti-Trump Conspiracy,” which can be bought at Barnes & Nobles in the “fiction” section.

Subsequently, Jenny sent out the following tweet to her newfound Beau and Boss (BB) about the book.

“I think @realDonaldTrump likes it!!!

Who knows, after several more of The Great Leader’s purchases of silence from his numerous girlfriends becomes public and Melania dumps him, maybe he’ll opt to have an affair with Jenny. And if it happened, they could always reminisce on The Great Leader’s bed about the serial lies they’ve told while downing a couple of Big Macs and fries.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 2 thru 66 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 67 thru 77 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 78 thru 84 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 314 thru 329 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 29
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 216 thru 218
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 317 thru 326
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 367 thru 433
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 20
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 66 thru 72
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 49
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 73 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 341 thru 356
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 34 thru 47
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. Moron Awards: Art. 238 thru 253
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 16
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 277 thru 287
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 205 thru 236