Donald Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

In an ongoing attempt to prove he has what it takes to become one of America’s Premier Standup Comedians, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump decided to engage in some light-hearted comedy regarding his recent (July 2017) summit with Vladimir “Vladdy’s my Daddy” Putin.

Towards that end, The Great Leader spewed forth the following laughable comments on his so-called toughness on his co-president Putin.

• “Look at the sanctions I’ve put on. Look at the diplomats I threw out.”
• “Look at all of the things that I’ve done. Nobody else did what I’ve done.”
• “Obama didn’t do it. Obama was a patsy for Russia. He was a total patsy.”
• “Getting along with President Putin, getting along with Russia is a positive, not a negative.”
• “Now, with that being said, if that doesn’t work out, I’ll be the worst enemy he’s ever had. The worst he’s ever had.”

After the viewers of his comedic lines stopped laughing, The Great Leader continued on with his comedy skit by saying:

“I’ll be Putin’s ‘worst nightmare’ if talks fail, unlike ‘patsy’ Obama.”

Anyone that watched the press conference between The Great Leader and Vladdy could only conclude that it was a one-sided love affair with The Great Leader slobbering all over himself in an overt attempt to ingratiate himself with his Daddy Vladdy.

All that was missing at the news conference in Helsinki was for The Great Leader to give Vladdy a courtesy “reach around.”

And of course we don’t have a clue as to how much time The Great Leader spent on his knees genuflecting before Vladdy during their two-hour secret meeting that was held before the press conference.

In truth, The Great Leader will go down in history as the most compliant Ass-Kissing Putin lover to have ever sat in the Whitehouse. 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 2 thru 66 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 67 thru 77 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 78 thru 84 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 314 thru 329 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 29
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 216 thru 218
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 317 thru 326
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 367 thru 433
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 20
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 66 thru 72
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 49
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 73 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 341 thru 356
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 34 thru 47
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. MoronAwards: Art. 238 thru 253
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 16
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 277 thru 287
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 205 thru 236