► Donald Trump announces Pervert Jamboree |
Donald Trump announces Pervert Jamboree
First and foremost, a Jamboree is defined as large celebration or party, typically a lavish and boisterous one. In this instance, several unreliable and anonymous sources have indicated that The Great Leader will shortly be announcing a Jamboree to celebrate the accomplishments of an assortment of gentrified individuals
The perverts who will be invited to the inaugural Pervert Jamboree are as follows.
This prestigious and inaugural event will be held at the Blue Room in the White House. The invitees will be required to stay at the Trump International Hotel in DC for the weekend of the Jamboree.
Room rates will be offered at $675 per night, which will include a free cup of coffee and one donut for each of the three nights. Also included, will be free access to pornographic movies on the Playboy Channel.
For those attendees that want to view images of The Great Leader and Stormy Daniels getting it on or the Russian Pee tape they can be had for a cost of $955.00 per tape for a total costs of $1,910. For those who wish to view both tapes, the cost would be $1,905.00.
And lastly, The Great Leader has indicated that all fees to view Playboy porn, the Pee tape and/or Story and Don getting it on will be donated to the Donald Trump Foundation to be used to defray the costs of criminal defense attorneys for Trump family members and deserving Trump Toadies.
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