Trump’s 62^nd post-election lie: Mueller will meddle in Midterm election

This isn’t the first Award presented to The Donald. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifteen (15) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of three (3) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In order to sustain his League Leading Average as America’s Premier Liar, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump decided to once again prove that he’s also an up and coming Standup Comedian. In this instance, The Great Leader spewed forth his usual dose of falsehoods and made up facts in claiming that Special Counsel Bob Mueller will meddle in the upcoming midterm congressional elections.

In order to continue to satisfy his low I.Q. followers’ insatiable appetite for falsehoods and/or sham conspiracy theories, The Great Leader sent out the following tweet.

• “The 13 Angry Democrats (plus people who worked 8 years for Obama) working on the rigged Russia Witch Hunt, will be MEDDLING with the mid-term elections, especially now that Republicans (stay tough!) are taking the lead in Polls.”
• “There was no Collusion, except by the Democrats!”

The 13 Angry Democrats that The Great Leader alludes to are former prosecutors who are now working on the Russiagate investigation. According to The Great Leader’s demented mind, only loyal Republicans who are willing to sear an oath of loyalty to him are qualified to be a member of Mueller’s team.

The only thing that would satisfy The Great Leader regarding the Russiagate investigation would be the appointment of the following 13 persons, attorneys all,  to replace current members of Mueller’s team.

• Ann Coulter – University of Michigan
• Neal Boortz – John Marshall Law School in Atlanta
• Michelle Bachman – Oral Roberts University
• Rev. Pat Robertson – Yale University
• Mark Levin – Temple University
• Ben Stein – Yale University
• Geraldo Rivera – Temple University
• Hugh Hewitt – University of Michigan
• Michael Medved – Yale University
• William Bennett – Harvard Law
• Laura Ingraham – University of Virginia
• David Limbaugh – University of Missouri
• Don Feder – Boston University - Communications Director for the World Congress of Families

With this esteemed group of impartial and highly ethical investigators, it is highly likely that the Russiagate investigation would come to a screeching halt with an official report that the investigation was a “Witch Hunt” instigated by members of Obama’s “deep state.”

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 29
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 200 thru 202
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 314 thru 322
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 431
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 65 thru 68
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 65 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 336 thru 348
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 31 thru 39
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. MoronAwards: Art. 236 thru 246
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 284
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 204 thru 229