Fox’s Laura Ingraham: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, she has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article.

FYI:Laura is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of Virginia Law School. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

During a recent (May 2018) episode of The Ingraham Angle Comedy Show, Laura decided to once again play the role of an Ignorant Attorney and Reliable Trump Ass-Kisser. In this instance, andafter donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Laura spoon fed the following red meat to her intellectually inept viewers.

• “But I don't see how trusting the Mueller investigation -- I don't trust these people, and I'm not trying to be cute here.”
• “The fact that this investigation began on a fraudulent basis, this never should have been started in the first place.”
• “Rod Rosenstein [Deputy Attorney General] never should have appointed that special counsel, the thing shouldn't have never happened, period.”

Laura continued with her laughable and ignorant legal analysis by saying:

• “So, because it was started on spurious grounds, sending a spy into the Trump campaign, who was a spy, this Stefan Halper, to gather dirt and plant ideas in the heads of three of these low-level people who were doing very little, if anything, for the Trump campaign.”
• I mean, [former Trump campaign policy adviser Sam] Clovis was doing a little bit more, he's a wonderful person.”
• “But, come on. You see what I'm saying? Everything is the fruit of the poisonous tree, I don't think anything should be done from this investigation.”
• “I think the obstruction thing, that's ridiculous too because it is based on the initial spying in the campaign that led to the everything happening afterward.”

Laura’s laughable legal opinion regarding “fruit of the poisonous tree” is proof positive of why she could never had made a decent living practicing law. This legal theory has absolutely no relevance to the manner in which the Mueller investigation began. In fact, it was the conduct of Carter Page admitting to an Australian government official that he had the ability to obtain dirt on Hillary from Russians that led to the FBI investigating Page for acting as a foreign agent.

If one were to believe Laura’s asinine legal theory on “fruit of the poisonous tree” then the evidence obtained through the FBI’s use of Henry Hill [Goodfellas movie] as an embedded undercover agent to obtain evidence that led to convictions of members of the Luchesse crime family would of or should have been tossed by the presiding judge.

Obviously, Laura missed her calling as a Standup Comedian!

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
2. Bigot Award Winner = 3
3. Bigoted Moron Award = 1
4. MoronAward Winner = 1
5. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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