► State Sen. Randy Baumgartner (R-CO); alleged sexual assaulter

In November 2012, Randy duped the voters in the greater Denver area into electing him as a member of the Colorado Senate.

In one matter, Randy was accused of groping a legislative aide in 2016.

An investigation by an outside third-party determined that the aide’s claims were credible, but a vote by Randy’s fellow comrades failed to expel him from the state Senate.

After being gifted with a favorable vote to remain in the Senate, Randy agreed to undergo sensitivity training. An unreliable source indicated that Randy opted to attend the Donald Trump Groping Institute located in Palm Beach, Florida.

As we speak (ca. May 2018) Randy continues to sit as a member of the Colorado State Senate in Denver, Colorado.