► Rep. Matt Gaetz (FL): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print E-mail
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Rep. Matt Gaetz (FL): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Matty. In the past, he has been the recipient of one (1) Bullshit award, which can be viewed by visiting that category alphabetically.


Matty is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led him to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.


To retain his standing as one of America’s Premier Trump Ass-Kissers and only after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Matty decided to once again prove his loyalty to The Great Leader regarding the ongoing Russiagate investigation.


Towards that end Matty tossed out the following red meat for the low I.Q. supporters of The Great Leader.

  • “I understand the president’s frustration with the hypocrisy playing out at the Department of Justice.”
  • “Frankly, it would be warranted if we made changes at the very top of the Department of Justice.”
  • “I think there is a sufficient basis to fire Rosenstein in particular, and likely the attorney general for not doing his job.”

The above BS by Matty is further proof of why he went into politics and avoided employment as a lawyer. Again, he proves he is a total Moron when it comes to speaking about how the Department of Justice operates in investigating wrongdoing.


And lastly, it may well be that Matty’s incessant ass-kissing is meant to persuade The Great Leader to appoint him to a lifetime federal judgeship in Florida since it’s likely that his tenure as a congressman won’t last too much longer.


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