Donald Trump: Today’s “Michael Cohen Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

FYI:Michael Cohen allegedly acted as The Great Leader’s so-called attorney for the past 12 or more years. It is well known that Cohen was The Great Leaders’ Designated Fixer and Consig liere over the past 12 or more years.

Many political pundits, news reporters, so-called friend/acquaintances and his prior attorney Goldberg have all opined that Michael Cohen will flip on The Great Leader and disclose “where all the bodies are buried.”

A recent (April 2018) article by reporter Maggie Haberman of the New York Times went about reporting on the reasons why Cohen will likely turn on The Great Leader. In response to Ms. Haberman’s well-sourced story, The Great Leader sent out the following asinine tweets.

• “The New York Times and a third-rate reporter named Maggie Haberman, known as a Crooked H flunkie who I don’t speak to and have nothing to do with, are going out of their way to destroy Michael Cohen and his relationship with me in the hope that he will “flip.”
• “They use non-existent sources and a drunk/drugged up loser who hates Michael, a fine person with a wonderful family.”
• “Michael is a businessman for his own account/lawyer who I have always liked & respected.”
• “Most people will flip if the Government lets them out of trouble, even if it means lying or making up stories.”
• “Sorry, I don’t see Michael doing that despite the horrible Witch Hunt and the dishonest media!”

It should be noted that Ms. Haberman is part of a news reporting team at the New York Times that just received a Pulitzer Prize for reporting. Compare this journalistic fact to the loser reporters that The Great Leader associates with and/or claims are fair and balanced in their reporting of the news such as:

The Fox News Comedy Network

Fox’s Brian Kilmeade

Fox’s Steve Doocy

Fox’s Geraldo Rivera

The reality that The Great Leader fails to appreciate is that in this instance Cohen is his Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano” (John Gotti’s underboss) who will “rat” him out rather than face a long prison sentence.

And lastly, being the Don of a de fact crime family as is the case with The Great Leader is a sure fired way to being outed by one’s underlings.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions  
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 29
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 191-192
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 312 thru 320
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 431
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 64 thru 67
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 62 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 335 thru 346
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 30 thru 34
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. Moron Awards: Art. 236 thru 246
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 284
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 203 thru 227