Fox’s Jeanine Pirro: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jeanine. In the past, she has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During an episode of her comedy show “Justice with Judge Jeanine,” Jeanine decided to offer further proof of her undying loyalty and allegiance to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Jeannie attacked the veracity of former FBI Director James Comey by feeding the following red meat to her intellectually disadvantaged followers.

• “Truth, lies and leadership? Really? Talk about an oxymoron, Jim [Comey].”
• “You're the ultimate liar.”
• “You say the president is unethical while you turned a well-respected agency into a haven of organized criminal conspirators at the top echelon.”
• “Your book, Jim, isn't about leadership, it's about butt kissing.”

It takes a great amount of chutzpah to claim that Comey’s book is about “butt kissing” when Jeanine will likely be a candidate for knee replace surgery for the time she’s spent kissing The Great Leaders’ substantial ass.

Jeannie then read a Comey comments which is as follows

• “But I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with pros

She then responded to Comey’s statement by saying:

• “Jim, it's possible, and it's possible Martians were in that room peeing on the prostitutes, too.”
• “Maybe we should start a new investigation, are Martians colluding with the prostitutes to make the president look bad.”
• “Your self-absorbed memoir is all about you.”
• “You are a pompous, egotistical, patronizing, condescending holier than thou political operative trying to redeem your reputation and cashing in on lies, which is the opposite of truth and leadership.”

Jeannie’s lips must be chapped to the point that she may need emergency medical treatment. To suggest that The Great Leader is the pillar of truth and ethics is akin to arguing that

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 1

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