Sean Hannity: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixty (60) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In a never-ending attempt to prove his undying allegiance to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, Sean continued on with this endeavor by speaking about a possible interview by Special Counsel Bob Mueller of The Great Leader.

During a recent (early May 2018) episode of the Fox News’ Hannity Comedy Hour, Sean engaged in spewing forth the following laughable comments to assuage his low I.Q. followers.

• “If we have a fair system of justice, President Trump should absolutely get the Hillary treatment for any interview with the FBI.”
• “And just like Hillary Clinton's interview, after the exoneration was written months later, Trump’s interview should be conducted not under oath, not recorded, not be transcribed, and the exoneration written months in advance.”
• “And oh yeah, someone with a pro-Trump bias, let’s say me.”
• “I’ll conduct the questioning. How about Rush, or the great one Mark Levin, good idea.”

Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers! How great would it be to have Serial Trump Ass-Kissers like Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh, Mark “The Loon” Levin or Sean Hannity interview The Great Leader rather than an FBI investigator.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong with such an interview? If the FBI conduct it and The Great Leader lied which he’d likely do every few minutes, then he could be charged with multiple perjury felonies. However, if the interviewer was Rush, Mark or Sean the only punishment for lying that could be meted out to The Great Leader would likely be 3 free Bic Macs, 2 large fries and a large milk shake.

It certainly seems as though Sean is attempting to angle his was into having The Great Leader nominate him to a lifetime federal judgeship, which would allow him to “dispense with justice” rather than “dispense justice.” And remember folks, to qualify for a federal judgeship one doesn’t need to have a law license.

1. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Awards = 10
3. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner =11
4. Bullshit Awards = 7
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 6
6. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
7. Liar Award Winner = 5
8. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
9. Miscellaneous Awards = 2
10. Moron Awards = 5
11. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 8
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
13. Dawg Opinions: Art. 190-196