Donald Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

To assure his rightful place as one of America’s Premier Aspiring Standup Comedians, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump went into a comedic rant after he was advised that the FBI had raided the office and home of his long time Consigliore and Attorney Michael Cohen.

The raid came about after Bob Mueller provided evidence of Cohen’s wrongdoing to Assistant U.S. Attorney Rod Rosenstein who then assigned the matter to the U.S. Attorney in New York City. That evidence was then presented to a U.S. Magistrate who determined there was probably cause that Cohen had committed one or more crimes and that there was a distinct possibility that he would destroy evidence of his crimes if a search Cohen swarrant wasn’t issued, which it was.

The Great Leader’s comedic rant came about while he was flanked by his newly minted John Bolton and his generals at the White House. While addressing the press, The Great Leader spewed forth the following comedy lines regarding the FBI raid as a little red meat for his low I.Q. followers.

• “It’s an attack on our country, in a true sense.”
• “It's an attack on what we all stand for."
• “So, when I saw this and when I heard it, I heard it like you did. I said, that is really now in a whole new level of unfairness."

The Great Leader continued with his comedy skit by saying:

• "They broke into the office of one of my personal attorneys, good man, and it's a disgraceful situation.
• “It's a total witch hunt. I've been saying it for a long time.”

According to The Don, serving a lawful search warrant issued by a judge equates to “breaking into one’s office.”

The Great Leader then switched his comedy act to attacking his favorite enemies Obama and Hillary in a lame attempt to claim bias regarding the ongoing Russiagate investigation by saying:

• “They found no collusion whatsoever with Russia.”
• “This is the most biased group of people -- these people have the biggest conflicts of interest I've ever seen.”
• “Democrats all, or just about all, either Democrats or a couple of Republicans that worked for President Obama."
• “They're not looking at the Hillary Clinton horrible things that she did and all of the crimes that were committed.”
• “They only keep looking at us.”
• “But this is the most conflicted group of people I've ever seen."

I see Donnie, only Republicans who are willing to pledge loyalty to The Great Leader should be allowed to serve as members of Mueller’s team and/or the U.S. Attorney’s Office in New York that is investigating your Consigliore, Michael Cohen.

The Great Leader’s comedy routine proves beyond all doubt that not only is he nuts but that he’s a Mental Midget (M&M).

For additional post-election articles re: The Don, visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 16
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 191-192
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 312 thru 320
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 431
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 64 thru 67
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 60 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 335 thru 346
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 30 thru 34
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. Moron Awards: Art. 236 thru 246
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 203 thru 224