► Trump orders exotic toilet paper for Congressional Democrats |
Trump orders exotic toilet paper for Congressional Democrats
It is well-known that The Great Leader continues to seethe at what he believes is obstructionism being engaged in by Democrats in the Senate and House that he claims is preventing the institution of his so-called agenda. He does so despite the fact that the Senate and House are controlled by Republicans, thereby leaving Democrats basically impotent in their ability to obstruct his so-called agenda.
The Great Leader has total contempt for Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts and Rep. Maxine Waters of California. In fact, The Great Leader continues to demean and/or defame Ms. Warren by calling her “Pocahontas” and Ms. Waters by saying she is “a very low IQ individual.”
To punish Congressional Democrats for disrespecting him and to hopefully alter their future behavior, The Great Leader will be issuing an executive order requiring that all restrooms serviced by Democrats be equipped with the toilet paper pictured to the right.
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