Fox's Laura Ingraham: Today’s “Donald Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, she has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards are listed at the end of this article

It should be noted that Laura is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of Virginia Law School. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

Within days of the massacre in Parkland, Florida where 17 high school students were killed, a far-right organization going by the name of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) met for a conference in National Harbor, Maryland.

The conference drew thousands of right wing ideologues, assorted bigots and numerous screwballs and/or outright lunatics, which of course included Laura.

In order to assuage the low I.Q. attendees, Laura spewed forth the following BS in attacking so-called liberals while defending the National Rifle Association (NRA) and its support that everyone in America should have the right to purchase a AR-15 assault weapon.

• “Liberals are kind of like herpes.”
• “Just when you think you have them beat, they come back again.”
• “There’s no cure, you’ve just got to keep it at bay.”

In a lame effort at levity, Laura decided to further her skills as a Dedicated and Loyal Trump Ass-Kisser by saying:

• “He is the president of all the people, the middle class, the forgotten men and women.”

Oh sure Laura, The Great Leader is the president of all the people just like Adolph.

Anyone with an I.Q. just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone knows for certain that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is not the president of “all of the people.” It is undisputed that he’s the president of bigots, racists, homophobes, white supremacists and millionaires and billionaires. He sure as hell isn’t the president of Latinos, African-Americans, the working poor and other minorities.

If Laura was interested in speaking the truth, she would have said:

• “Conservatives are kind of like sexual assaulters.”
• “Just when you think they’ve stopped, they do it again.”
• “There’s just no cure, you’ve just got to keep women away from them.”

1. Bigot Award Winner = 3
2. Bigoted Moron Award = 1
3. Moron Award Winner = 1
4. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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