Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Chicken Little” Award Winner

In a never-ending attempt to dupe Americans that he is indeed a true American Patriot when in fact he’s a five (5) time draft dodging loser who cheerfully avoided serving his country during the Vietnam War, The Great Leader decided to use the Super Bowl as a stage to further prove that he’s a Chicken Little Loser.

In this instance, The Great Leader had the chutzpah to send out the following hyperbolic (BS) tweets.

• “Americans owe the greatest respect to members of the armed forces.”
• “Their defense of the American way of life helps make the Super Bowl possible.”
• “Their sacrifice [compared to my cowardly conduct] is stitched into each star and every stripe of our Star-Spangled Banner.”
• “We hold them in our hearts and thank them for our freedom as we proudly stand for the National Anthem.”

This Chicken Little Sissy has never cared about the Star-Spangled Banner nor does he give a crap about members of the armed forces, especially those who gave their lives and/or limbs in the Vietnam War. It is rumored that at the time of the Vietnam War, The Great Leader considered members of the armed forces to be a bunch of “chumps” who weren’t smart enough or rich enough to figure out how to avoid the draft.

Being a Serial Draft-Dodging Cream Puff is an inherently Trumpian thing to do, which is proven by the following facts.

• Grandfather Frederick Trump, pimp and tax evader, kicked out of Germany and sent back to the United States for evading mandatory service in the military
• Daddy Fred Trump, avoid serving in World War II, member of KKK
• Donald Trump Jr., avoided serving in Iraq and Afghanistan wars
• Eric Trump, avoided serving in Iraq and Afghanistan wars

Can there be any doubt that the Trumps are all a bunch of Chicken Little Wimps that decided it was in their best interest to avoid serving their country in the time of need.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below    

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 61 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 62 thru 72 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 73 thru 78 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 309 thru 324 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 8
6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 310 thru 316
7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 433
8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 52 Liar Awards
9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 326 thru 334
10. Moron Awards: Art. 233 thru 241
11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
12. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 201 thru 212